I've Always Wanted To Have A Greek

The Other Day, I Got A Henna Tattoo That Says "forever."

I'm Greek. My Body Produces Feta Cheese.

I Kind Of Put Myself Out There As Is. I'm A Quiet Person. I Don't Know If That's Surprising. I'm A Pilates Junkie.

I Watch A Happy Person Doing Stand-up, And I Go, "what The Hell Is This? This Person's Happy!" You Need Internal Conflict. You Need The Guy To Be Out Of Step With Society. It's A Tool For Comedy.

My Comfort Zone Is Press Conferences.