I've Always Wanted To Have A Greek

Yesterday, I Masturbated For 45 Minutes... With Salad Tongs.

I Am Not Into Publicity. I'm Not Good At It. I Get Anxiety About It.

I'm Terrible About People Wanting To Take Pictures With Me. I'm A Giant Baby About It. They Treat You Like A Cartoon. There's Nothing You Can Do Except Make Light Of It.

'baskets' Isn't A Cbs Show. Nothing Against That, But This Is An Off-kilter Show On Cable That The Channel Lets You Do Interesting Things. Look, If It Works, It Works. And If It Doesn't, It's Just A Miniseries.

You Know You're Getting Fat When Your Socks Don't Fit.