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Comfort Me By A Solemn Assurance, That When The Little Parlour In Which I Sit At This Instant, Shall Be Reduced To A Worse Furnished Box, I Shall Be Read, With Honour, By Those Who Never Knew Nor Saw Me, And Whom I Shall Neither Know Nor See.

Elvis Was Always Over The Top. That's Why He Had That Gold Lamé Suit! He Designed His Jumpsuits Himself. He Always Said, "if You're Going To Be A Star, You Should Look Like One."

I Didn't Like To Be Restricted, Because When You're In A Choir, You Have A Part To Sing And You Sing It. I Always Liked Singing On My Own.

It Is Widely Held That Too Much Wine Will Dull A Man's Desire. Indeed It Will...in A Dull Man.

I've Tried Wearing More Than One Ring On One Hand And It Doesn't Look Good. It's Overkill, I Think. So I Think A Ring On Either Hand. Nine Times Out Of Ten I'll Go For Pinky Rings, But Not Always.