I've Banged My Head Quite A Bit.

It's Not Talked About, But You Know How Girls, As You Get Older, Your Boobs Sag? Well, As Men Get Older, Their Balls Hang Lower. It's Called Sbh: Senior Ball Hang. I Think That's God's Way Of Making Sure Guys Get To Feel Insecure Too.

My Dad Always Used To Tell Me That If They Challenge You To An After-school Fight, Tell Them You Won't Wait-you Can Kick Their Ass Right Now.

I Think Humor Is The Best Gift, And If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, Who Can You Laugh At?

I Love Shirley Maclaine, Love That Woman.

Your Regrets Aren't What You Did, But What You Didn't Do. So I Take Every Opportunity.