I've Been A Performer For A Long

I Don't Have A Fear Of Heights. I Do, However, Have A Fear Of Falling From Heights.

More People Have Been Killed In The Name Of God Than For Any Other Reason.

The Main Reason Women Are Crazy, Is That Men Are Stupid.

Some People Try To Get Out Of Jury Duty By Lying. You Don't Have To Lie. Tell The Judge The Truth. Tell Him You'd Make A Terrific Juror Because You Can Spot Guilty People.

The Best Thing About Living At The Water's Edge: You Only Have Assholes On Three Sides Of You, And If They Come This Way You Can Hear Them Splash.