I've Been Accused Of Every Death Except

I Have Spent The Best Years Of My Life Giving People The Lighter Pleasures, Helping Them Have A Good Time, And All I Get Is Abuse, The Existence Of A Hunted Man.

When I Sell Liquor, It's Bootlegging. When My Patrons Serve It On A Silver Tray On Lakeshore Drive, It's Hospitality.

A Smile Can Get You Far, But A Smile With A Gun Can Get You Further.

Vote Early And Vote Often.

Hell Must Be A Pretty Swell Spot, Because The Guys That Invented Religion Have Sure Been Trying Hard To Keep Everybody Else Out.