I've Been Around So Long, I Knew

Believe Me, You Have To Get Up Early If You Want To Get Out Of Bed.

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

An Ounce Of Prevention Is Worth A Pound Of Bandages And Adhesive Tape.

Anyone Who Says He Can See Through Women Is Missing A Lot.

Politics Is The Art Of Looking For Trouble, Finding It Everywhere, Diagnosing It Incorrectly And Applying The Wrong Remedies.