I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber

There Were Times When I Was Broke, When I Was Down In Florida And I Had To Go To Cocktail Parties For 500 Bucks - To See The Guy That Used To Be In Pictures. I'm Not Ashamed Of That. I've Never Done Anything That I Was Ashamed Of. I've Done A Lot Of Things I Didn't Mean To Do.

I'm 74 But I Feel Like I'm 35. And It Isn't Work. You Know What It Is? It's Fun, Absolute Fun. I Don't Know Many People Who Are Fortunate Enough To Be In A Business Like That.

The Audience And I Are Friends. They Allowed Me To Grow Up With Them. I've Let Them Down Several Times. They've Let Me Down Several Times. But We're All Family.

On Hollywood Turning Its Back On Him: I Wasn't In The Club. You See, I'm Not Going To Be A Stroker. I Never Have Been All My Life.

It's Confusing. I've Had So Many Wives And So Many Children I Don't Know Which House To Go To First On Christmas.