I've Been Told By Doctors And Surgeons

Truth Stands For Taking Real Understanding To Heart.

You Know What 'failing' Stands For? It Stands For 'finding An Important Lesson, Inviting Needed Growth.'

Giving Is Better Than Receiving, 'cause That's The Ability You Give Somebody To Get Stronger Than They Would Be, Than They Could Be, Than They Should Be, Before You Loved Them. When You Give Somebody The Ability To Feel Your Love And Your Healing, You're A Doctor In The Spirit, Bringin' Medicine From God To Your Heart And On To Them.

A Good Way To Lose Weight Is To Put Salt On Your Ass And Go To A Petting Zoo. But Stay Away From Goats Because I've Seen Them Fornicate With A Mail Box.

Drinking Your Own Blood Is The Paradigm Of Recycling.