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I Like My Coffee Hot And Strong. Like I Like My Women: Hot And Strong...with A Spoon In Them.

They Say That 'guns Don't Kill People, People Kill People.' Well I Think The Gun Helps. If You Just Stood There And Yelled Bang, I Don't Think You'd Kill Too Many People.

The Bottom Line Of Comedy Is To Be Funny, And The Bottom Line Of Drama Is To Be Truthful. You Can Be Truthful And Funny, But If You're Not Truthful In A Drama Than The Audience Leaves You.

Because We All Know One Of The Main Factors Of War Is The Element Of Surprise. And What Could Be More Surprising Than The First Batallion Transvestite Brigade? Airborne Wing.

I Am Encyclopaedic On World War Ii. My Dad Took Me To D-day Beaches When I Was A Kid. I Was There Four Years Ago - Every Five Years They Have A Remembrance On D-day Beaches And I Would Have Liked To Have Been There And Done My Bit.