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Performance Enhancing Drugs Are Banned In The Olympics. Ok, We Can Swing With That. But Performance 'debilitating' Drugs Should Not Be Banned. Smoke A Joint And Win The 100 Metres, Fair Play For You. That's Pretty Good. Unless Someone's Dangling A Mars Bar Off In The Distance.

You Say 'erbs, And We Say Herbs Because There's A F*****g H In It!

If You're A Performer, People Tend To Be Quite Positive About You Or They Have No Opinion.

You Have The American Dream! The Dream Is To Be Born In A Gutter And Grow Up, And Then Get All The Money In The World And Stick It In Your Ears And Go Thbbbbbt.

I Saw Something In A Program On Something In Miami, And They Were Saying, "we've Redecorated This Building To How It Looked Over 50 Years Ago!" And People Were Going, "no, Surely Not, No. No One Was Alive Then."