I've Enjoyed All The Parts Of My

I Try Not To Go Around Looking Like A Hag.

I Think That I'm Perfect.

Being Born Was The Worse And The First Mistake I Ever Made. The Doctor Didn't Spank Me, He Just Slapped Me In The Face.

I'll Bring My Grits When I Travel, Because I Get So Hungry On The Road.

It Doesn't Bother Me When Someone Calls Me A 'dumb Blonde.' I'm Neither Dumb Or Blonde.