I've Finally Reached A Stage In My

Give Me The Gun." Ranger Said. I Extracted The Gun From My Pants And Handed It Over. Ranger Held The Gun In The Pulm Of His Hand And Smiled. "it's Warm," He Said. He Put The Gun In The Glove Compartment And Plugged The Key Into The Ignition. Am I Fired?" No. Any Women Who Can Heat Up A Gun Like That Is Worth Keeping Around.

Men!" I Said. "you All A Bunch Of Chauvinist Morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

Babe, You've Destroyed A Car, Burned Down Two Buildings, Stapled A Guy's Nuts, And You Have Sixteen Stitches In Your Leg. Take A Night Off. Have A Glass Of Wine, Watch Some Television, And Go To Bed Early." -ranger

I Take In A Lot Of Stuff From Real Life, Movies, Television, News And It All Gets Mixed In My Head And Somehow Turns Into A Story Idea.

He’s Sort Of A Homeless Horse,” I Said. “i’m Leaving For The Airport In Two Seconds, And I Won’t Be Back For A Couple Days. You Can Put The Horse In The Garage, But I Don’t Want That Horse In My Apartment.” “who Would Put A Horse In An Apartment? That’s Dumb.” “where’s The Horse Staying Now?” “my Apartment.” “i Can Always Count On You To Brighten My Day,” Ranger Said. And He Disconnected.