I've Got A Hat Face. My Mother

I Can't Stand Folk Who Are All Snobby About Reality Tv.

I Prefer Highs And Lows To An Even Keel. Moderation Is Never Something I've Been Good At.

If I Do Go To The Beach There Have To Be Certain Rules: It Can't Be A Pebbly Beach, There Has To Be Some Shade And There Has To Be A Beach Bar. I Don't Want To Go Off The Beaten Track.

For Me, Being A Woman Suits What I Want To Talk About And What My Audience Wants To Hear. Maybe I'm A Dying Breed.

My Older Sister Is Bossy, My Brother Is A Stirrer And Me - Well, I Am Perfect!