I've Got A Hockey Record, I Took

Well I Have A Microphone And You Don't So You Will Listen To Every Damn Word I Have To Say!

I Sang A Song At My Sister's Wedding. My Mother Forced Me Into That, Too. But That One Felt All Right.

Wasted Is When You Have A Hankering For Ice Cream.

I Still Like Doing Stand-up Now, But It's Not The Same. It Used To Be That I Was Out There With Five Other Comedians. Now I Usually Just Do It Alone.

I Can't Run A Company... I Can't Even Run My Own Life!