I've Got More Junk In The Trunk

I've Always Idolized Amy Poehler, Because I Think She's The Best Of The Best As Far As Female Comedy.

Who Cares If There Are Lumps On My Thighs? I'm Guilty Of Having Human Legs Made Up Of Fat, Muscle, And Skin, And Sometimes When You Sit, They Get Bumpy!

I Just Don't Ever Want To Play The Girlfriend. You Know, The Supporting Character In The Background Who Just Sort Of Comes In And Goes, "oh, Shucks." It's Just A Boring Character.

I'd Do Pretty Much Anything To Get Back On Stage. I'd Like To Develop A New Musical. I Nearly Had A Heart Attack When I Heard That They're Developing John Waters' Cry-baby Because That Is So Amazing And Super And Wonderful And I Wish That I Could Be Involved. But It's Not The Right Time And I Understand That. But I Hear Things Like That And I Get That Little Tingle In My Stomach.

I'm An Awful Driver. I'm Not Going To Lie About It. I'm Not A Good Driver. I Tried For A Long Time To Pretend That I Was. There's A Lot Of Road Rage And A Lot Of Times It's Directed At Something I've Done On The Road