I've Got Two Vices: Cigarettes And Taters.

You Can Have Diabetes And Have A Piece Of Cake. You Cannot Have Diabetes And Eat A Whole Cake.

We Are Our Brothers Keeper. Its Going To Be Up To All Of Us.

Well What I Would Really Like Is A Bunch Of Little N***ers To Wear Long-sleeve White Shirts, Black Shorts And Black Bow Ties. You Know, In The Shirley Temple Days, They Used To Tap Dance Around. Now, That Would Be A True Southern Wedding Wouldn't It? But We Can't Do That Because The Media Would Be On Me About That.

Life Is Too Short To Wonder Where You Hid Your Waffle Maker.

Everyday You Wake Up On The Right Side Of The Dirt Is A Good One.