I've Got Two Vices: Cigarettes And Taters.

Life Is Too Short To Wonder Where You Hid Your Waffle Maker.

The Thought Of Eating Rabbit And Squirrels Doesn't Appeal To Me. And That Was On Our Table Quite Often As A Kid. In Your Uppity Restaurants, They Serve A Lot Of Rabbit. But I Just Can't Help But Think Of Peter. And Deer, I Can't Go There, Because Of Bambi.

There Was One Thing My Daddy Wouldn't Tolerate In Any Shape, Form Or Fashion, And That Was Being Unkind Or Rude To Somebody. That Was Just Very Important To My Folks. And As It Turns Out, That Was A Legacy That He Left Me That Money Can't Buy, Is How To Be Able To Treat People.

I Know I Can Cook, But The Place Where I Cook... It's A Mess! I'm Very Disorganized.

You Don't Want To Make A Steady Diet Of Just Lettuce. You Don't Want To Make A Steady Diet Of Fried Chicken.