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One Day In '61, I Was Looking In The Santa Monica Phone Book For A Number, And There It Was: Stan Laurel, Ocean Avenue In Santa Monica. I Went Over There And Spent The Afternoon With Them. And Pumped Him With Questions. I Must Have Driven Him Crazy. I Spent A Lot Of Happy Hours At Stan's House On Sundays Just Talking About Comedy.

Once You Get The Kids Raised And The Mortgage Paid Off And Accomplish What You Wanted To Do In Life, There's A Great Feeling Of: 'hey, I'm Free As A Bird.'

You Can Spread Jelly On The Peanut Butter But You Can't Spread Peanut Butter On The Jelly.

When I Auditioned For 'bye Bye Birdie' On Broadway, Gower Champion Said, 'you've Got The Job!' I Said, 'mr. Champion, I Can't Dance.' He Said, 'we'll Teach You What You Need To Know.'

I Have Two Kids Who Were Like Me, We Get Out Of Bed Feeling Good, And The Other Two Would Sit At The Breakfast Table And Grumble. I Think It's Born Into Us. I Usually Wake Up Feeling Pretty Good. Looking Forward To The Day.