I've Had A Ton Of Fast-food Jobs

When I Moved Out Of My Mom's House At 18 I Was Almost As Sad To Leave Her Sewing Machine Behind As Anything Else.

Sometimes Love Can Mean Letting Go And Loving Each Other From A Distance. Maybe That's What You're Feeling?

When I Was A Teenager I Would Lock Myself In The Bathroom For Hours, Bouffanting My Hair Like Patty Duke And Trying To Recreate Barbra Streisand's Flawless Eyeliner, Only To Comb It All Out And Wash It All Off Before Stepping Out Into The World A Butchish Bisexual Teen.

As With Most Phobias, The Fear Of Flying Does Make Some Sense, But If Ever There Was A Fear Worth Quashing Then This Is It. After All, Life Is Short, And There's A Great Big World To Explore Out There.

We All Seek Approval, And Our Mother's Seal Is Usually The Most Important. The Nitty Gritty Is That We Have To Accept Ourselves, Even If It Is Just To Be Ready For The Next Cut-down. Mom's Blessing Or Not.