I've Had Bad Luck In My Two

Nothing Like A Little Post-traumatic Stress Disorder To Make Your Day Complete.

Fantasy Is Only A State Of Mind That You Can Employ When Existing In A Real Context.

I Took A Speed-reading Course And Read War And Peace In Twenty Minutes. It Involves Russia.

When A Film Is Reviled, You Open A Film And People Say "oh, It's The Stupidest Thing, It's The Worst Movie." You Think: Oh, Nobody's Going To Ever Speak To You Again. But, It Doesn't Happen. Nobody Cares. You Know, They Read It And They Say "oh, They Hated Your Film." You Care, At The Time. But They Don't. Nobody Else Cares.

My Grammy Never Gave Gifts, You Know. She Was Too Busy Getting Raped By Cossacks.