I've Had Great Success Being A Total

Make Film, Shoot Film, Run Film. Do Something. Make Film. Shoot Anything.

This Is The Pain Pacemaker. I've Got A Battery Under My Skin. From That Battery Are Two Electrodes That Go Into The Spine Where They Cut Bone Away To Accommodate It. Now I Put On The Power Here. If I Have The Pain, The Stimulator Starts. It's Tingling, Like When Your Foot Falls Asleep, You Know?

I Have Nothing Against Women. As A Matter Of Fact There's Something About Them That I Love, But I Just Can't Put My Finger On It.

Comedy Is A Man In Trouble. And Without It, There's No Humor.

You Might As Well Like Yourself; Just Think About All The Time You're Gonna Have To Spend With You.