I've Had To Remove All Mirrors From

I Don't Think Restaurants Should Refuse To Serve Minority People. They Are Quite Tasty When Prepared Correctly.

I Never Really Understood All The Hype, Until I Got One Of My Own.

Once Both Gay Marriage And Marijuana Are Finally Legal, Those Of You Against Them Are Not Invited To The Really Fun Parties I'm Gonna Throw.

It's A Give And Take Relationship With My Fans. They Give Me Love And Adoration, And I Take It From Them.

You Know I Was Just Taking A Dump One Day, And Then As I Sat There I Realized, I Really Do Deserve Better.