I've Just Opened A Show In Florida,

If You Know How To Live In Vegas You Can Have The Best Time.

My Life Is Very Full; My Wife Makes It So. I'm 82 Years Old And I'm Having The Best Time I've Ever Had In My Life. I Want To Share That With All Of You. Find A Way To Do That, Find A Way To Be At Peace With Yourself, To Enjoy The Little Things In Life. Make Them Your Own.

I Was A Handsome Boy, A Very Handsome Young Man, Bright Blue Eyes, Mmm. I Would Make Trucks Skid Off The Road. Anyway, Girls Were Never A Problem; The Problem Was Me. But A Lot Of Guys Didn't Like Me Because I Made It Look So Easy, But It Wasn't Easy For Me Or Anybody. When You're 24, It's Not Easy. You Haven't Reached Anywhere That You Want To Be, So My Looks Helped Me Get In The Movies, And I'm Privileged That My Parents Came Up With What I Look Like. What They Did I'll Never Know And I Don't Care.

Now I'm A Painter. That Was Another Opportunity I Was Able To Pursue, I've Been Painting All My Life, Now It's Become A Second Career Because Of My Success In The Movies.

I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead Marrying A Woman Old Enough To Be My Wife.