I'd Always Wanted To Be A Dramatic.

A "bay Area Bisexual" Told Me I Didn't Quite Coincide With Either Of Her Desires.

If The World Is A Progressively Realized Community Of Interpretation, Then Either Quadruplictity Will Drink Procrastination Or, Provided That The Nothing Negates, Boredom Will Ensue Seldom More Often Than Frequently.

I Hate The Beach. I Hate The Sun. I'm Pale And I'm Redheaded. I Don't Tan - I Stroke!

If You Aren't Failing, You Aren't Trying.

Dying Is One Of The Few Things That Can Be Done As Easily Lying Down.