I've Made Love To My Mother, Killed

I Wanted To Be An Actor. That Was My Real Goal. But I Wasn't Any Good At It, So I Wrote My Own Material And Acted Through That. That's My Idea Of Fun. I Get To Be All These Things In The Songs.

I Never Liked The Beatles. I Thought They Were Garbage.

Plucked Her Eyebrows On The Way, Shaved Her Legs And Then He Was A She. She Said, Hey Babe, Take A Walk On The Wild Side.

I Shot A Vein In My Neck And Coughed Up A Quaalude.

I Love Women, I Think They're Great.