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The Purpose Of Parenting Is To Provide Steady And Wide-ranging Opportunities For A Child. The Child Does The Rest.

I Wasn't Aware That The World Thought I Was So Weird And Bizarre. But When You Grow Up, Like I Did, In Front Of 100 Million People Since The Age Of 5, You're Automatically Different.

Criticizing Reporters Is Like Boo-ing At The Special Olympics.

I'm Not A Comedian. I'm Not A Show Host. I'm A Musician. That's Why I've Turned Down Offers To Host The Grammy Awards And The American Music Awards. Is It Really Entertaining For Me To Get Up There And Crack A Few Weak Jokes And Force People To Laugh Because I'm Michael Jackson, When I Know In My Heart That I'm Not Funny?

An Artist’s Imagination Is His Greatest Tool