I've Never Been A Big Believer In

When I Talk About My Husband, I Feel As If People Roll Their Eyes. It's Like When You're 16 And Order A Martini, And The Waiter Says, 'do You Think I'm Stupid?'. They Can't Grasp That I'm Old Enough To Be Married.

Real Crime-beat Investigative Journalism Does Seem To Be Really Dwindling, Especially In This Age With Everything Being Centered Around Iphones. Everyone's A Journalist Today, Essentially. Every Pedestrian On The Street Has The Potential Of Capturing A Big Story On Their Mobile Device And Then Selling It And Making A Lot Of Money.

I Don't Want To Have People Get Completely Sick Of Me Before I've Ever Even Done Something Legitimate.

If You Eat Chinese Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Chinese Food. If You Eat Mexican Food, Your Farts Come Out Like Mexican Food. And Milk, It’s Like - You Can Smell The Warmth In The Fart. My Wardrobe On Transformers Always Smells Like Farts, And I Have No Idea Why.

I've Come To The Realization That If I Don't Feel Like Sharing, Then I'm Just Not Going To Share. But I'm Not Going To Go Out Of My Way To Mislead People Or Keep Them At A Distance, Because That Doesn't Really Get Me Anywhere Either.