I've Never Been A Fan Of Euphemism.

Privatisation Splits Hospital Services Into Increasingly Small Packages.

No One I Know Is Actually So Rude As To Tell Me I've Become Duller Since Having Children. But I'm Sure They Think It.

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

Inside Every Fat Person There's A Thin Person Looking To Get Out - They've Just Eaten Them.

Having Children Is Fab. They Keep Me Young And Make Me Get Up In The Morning.