I've Never Been More Confused In My

I Thought I Would Try To Be Gay For A While, But I'm Just More Sexually Attracted To Women. But I'm Really Glad That I Found A Few Gay Friends, Because It Totally Saved Me From Becoming A Monk Or Something.

Frances And Courtney, I'll Be At Your Altar/ Please Keep Going Courtney, For Frances/ For Her Life, Which Will Be So Much Happier Without Me/ I Love You, I Love You.

I'm A Much Happier Guy Than A Lot Of People Think I Am.

Thank You All From The Pit Of My Burning, Nauseous Stomach For Your Letters And Concern During The Past Years.

Rather Be Dead Than Cool.