I've Never Had A Drink Of Alcohol

It's Only The Losers Named Dave That Think Having An Unusual Name Is Bad, And Who Cares What They Think. They're Named Dave.

I Have More Contact With People Who Consume, For Lack Of A Better Word, My Product Than Any Other Performers.

Modern American Magic, Late 20th Century Magic, Is Tremendously Disrespectful Of The Audience.

To Drive A Car In Rural America Is Freedom. Before I Had A Car, I'd Never Seen A Rock And Roll Show, I'd Never Seen A Comic Or A Show.

I Have No Evidence That Libertarianism Leads To A Better Life. I Just Think It Is Morally Right.