I've Never Suffered Stage Fright. That Fascinates

I Can Hold A Note As Long As The Chase National Bank.

I Wouldn't Trust Any Man As Far As You Can Throw A Piano

I Attend Surprisingly Few Shows. The Type Of Theater That Is Popular Today Just Doesn't Appeal To Me.

[cole Porter] Sang Like A Hinge.

I'll Pat Myself On The Back And Admit I Have Talent. Beyond That, I Just Happened To Be In The Right Place At The Right Time