I've Never Written A Song In My

Love Is A Thing You Never Can Share.

[it's] Funny How Things Have A Way Of Looking So Much Brighter In The Daytime.

I Wiggle My Shoulders, I Shake My Legs, I Walk Up And Down The Stage, I Hop Around On One Foot. But I Never Bump And Grind. Why, That's Vulgar. I'd Never Do Anything Vulgar Before An Audience. My Mother Would Never Allow It.

I Did The Ed Sullivan Show Four Times. I Did The Steve Allen Show. I Did The Jackie Gleason Show.

Animals Don't Hate, And We're Supposed To Be Better Than Them.