I've Only Been Interested In The Artistic

I Love The Way The American Trade Magazines Never Give Anybody A Bad Review Because They're Afraid The Advertising Will Be Taken Out. It's So Hysterical.

I Don't Whistle At You Down The Street. I Would If I Could, But I Can't Whistle You See.

I Do Like Britney Spears. I Think She's Cute. I Think She's Fun. And I Like Her Records. You Know, I'm Not A Pop Snob Whatsoever. I Think She Makes Great Pop Records.

I Was Ready To Approach Her With My English Charm, When Her Brass Knuckled Boyfriend Grabbed Me By The Arm.

Love's Like A Junkie, Addiction's A Fact. Passion's A Monkey, You Can't Keep Off Your Back.