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Footballers Are More Likely To Work Better If They Get A Pat On Their Back From The Boss. A Knife In The Back Is Never The Answer.

I Was Quite Good At Football Once, Although Other Than That My Speciality Would Be Maths. I'm Great At Sudokus And Find All The Spin-off Games Pretty Easy Too.

Ageing Footballers Never Lose Their Commitment; They Just Lose Their Pace

Fella’s A Genius. Best Ever By A Distance In My Life Time. Never Really Saw Pele… Souness, Gullit, Venables And Now Rooney Agree Messi Is The Best They Have Seen. He Plays A Game With Which We Are Not Familiar.

He's Got Great Credentials By Winning The World Cup, But He Did It With Brazil - My Granny Could Probably Have Managed Brazil To World Cup Success.