I've Outdone Anyone You Can Name -

I Had To Tell About My Colonic, Which Expresses The Fact Why I'm So Neat Today As Opposed To A Few Years Ago. I Never Knew That The Weight Made That Much Difference.

I Used To Play One Job And Have 125 Pair Of Shoes On The Floor. What Was I Doing? I Couldn't Wear But One Pair.

I Want To Say To You: Help Yourself, So You Can Help Someone Else.

I've Been Held Responsible For Taxes I Know Nothing About.

What Everybody's Looking For Today, They're Looking For Escape-ism.