I've Put An Umbrella In My Mouth

Be So Good They Can't Ignore You.

I Think Probably The Most Difficult Challenge Was Just The Climb And Rise In Show Business Because I Went Through My Entire Twenties With Some Success As A Comedy Writer But Not Much As A Performer. And You Have To Be Kind Of Informed And Naive At The Same Time.

I Like A Woman With A Head On Her Shoulders. I Hate Necks.

All I've Ever Wanted Was An Honest Week's Pay For An Honest Day's Work.

It Was So Sweet Backstage, You Should Have Seen It - The Teamsters Were Helping Michael Moore Into The Trunk Of His Limo.