I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm

If You Make Up Your Own Mind, You Can Only Blame Yourself.

People Say You Have To Hit Rock Bottom, And, I Can Tell You, Almost Dying Is As Rock Bottom As It Gets.

Don't Die Like I Did.

Pele Called Me The Greatest Footballer In The World. That Is The Ultimate Salute To My Life.

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three