I've Stopped Drinking, But Only While I'm

That's What Children Do - Throw Food. That's Not Fighting. We Were Real Men. We'd Have Chinned Them.

Robert Redford Used To Be Such A Handsome Man And Now Look At Him: Everything Has Dropped, Expanded And Turned A Funny Color.

I Used To Go Missing A Lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World.

People Say I Slept With Seven Miss Worlds, I Didn't. It Was Only Four, I Didn't Turn Up For The Other Three

The Best Thing About Being A Dad? Well, I Think It's Just The Thing That Every Man Wants - To Have A Son And Heir.