I’ve Told You Before, I Love Like

They (mothers-in-law) Never Leave When They Say They Will. When My Mother-in-law Visits, The Mice Throw Themselves At The Cat, Begging To Be Eaten.

Sometimes I'm Not Nice For A Reason. It's A Way To Find Out What Someone's Made Of.

I Love You, Marks. My Heart Is Completely And Utterly Yours. And Unfortunately For You, The Rest Of Me Comes With It.

Why Was Love So Easy For Some People And So Hard For Others?

Oh, I Have A Very Pure Soul. It's Only My Private Parts That Have Gotten Me Into Trouble".