I've Waited A Long Time To Show

Stories Only Happen To People Who Can Tell Them.

Good Lord Woman. If I Had Tits Like Yours I'd Own Half The World By Now.

It Might Not Be True, But That Doesn't Mean It's Nonsense.

Half Of Seeming Clever Is Keeping Your Mouth Shut At The Right Times.

Auri," I Asked Slowly, "are You Joking With Me?" She Looked Up And Grinned. "yes I Am," She Said Proudly. "isn't It Wonderful?