I Very Rarely Get Actually Sad When

I'm Not Boring To Be Around. Something Will Always Happen.

Growing Up Poor, I Never Missed Out On Anything. My Parents Did A Beautiful Job Of Not Making Me Feel Like I Was Lesser Than Any Other Kids.

I Had A Snowboarding Accident. I Fell Off A Horse. I've Had A Concussion, A Fractured Rib... I Walk Into Walls. I'm Always Bruised Up.

I Have This Odd Tendency To Be Really Sarcastic When I'm Uncomfortable And I Don't Really Know Why But It Just Comes Out And It's Come Out Since I Was A Child.

I Don't Live Lavishly, So It's Not Like I Have 20 Assistants And Travel Privately And Shop Every Day.