I Wake Up Every Morning And I

You Can Educate Yourself Right Out Of A Relationship With God.

I Always Say Shopping Is Cheaper Than A Psychiatrist.

I Don't Think God Cares What You Put In Your Body Or On Your Body.

I Believe When I Leave This Earth Because I Love The Lord, I Am Going Straight To Heaven.

I Take Him Shopping With Me. I Say, Ok, Jesus, Help Me Find A Bargain.