I Walk With God, And He Protects

I Have To Be Really Careful, Because I Have Nothing But Love For This Entity Known As "the Customer" In Entertainment. I Would Never, Ever, Ever Put Myself Above Them And Say, "they Don't Get It, But It's Funny, Believe Me." If They're Not Laughing, I'm Doing My Job Wrong.

I Always Try To Use My Medium, And If I Get Into A Normal Sitcom-writing Contest With Normal Sitcom Writers, I'm Going To Lose.

Good Writers Hate Bad Writing But Hating Bad Writing Doesn’t Make You Good. Writing Badly Does.

I Surround Myself With Loyalists And People That I Would Die For. I Just Would Rather Die Than Make Bad Stuff For People Because I'm A Terrible Dishwasher And A Terrible Lover And A Terrible Pet Owner.

All [tv] Shows Are Like Cigarettes. You Watch Two, You Have A Higher Chance Of Watching Three. They're All Addictive.