I Walked Out Of The Movie "lincoln"

Please Try Not To Be Such A Wiener-head.

Never Under Any Circumstances Take A Sleeping Pill And A Laxative On The Same Night.

I Realize That I'm Generalizing Here, But As Is Often The Case When I Generalize, I Don't Care.

Headbangers' Are People Who Like Heavy-metal Music, Which Is Performed By Skinny Men With Huge Hair Who Stomp Around The Stage, Striking Their Instruments And Shrieking Angrily, Apparently Because Somebody Has Stolen All Their Shirts.

It Is A Well-documented Fact That Guys Will Not Ask For Directions. This Is A Biological Thing. This Is Why It Takes Several Million Sperm Cells... To Locate A Female Egg, Despite The Fact That The Egg Is, Relative To Them, The Size Of Wisconsin.