I Want A Pizza With My Face

If I Were Just Your Average 23-year-old Girl, And I Called The Police To Say That There Were Strange Men Sleeping On My Lawn And Following Me To Starbucks, They Would Leap Into Action. But Because I Am A Famous Person, Well, Sorry, Ma'am, There's Nothing We Can Do. It Makes No Sense.

I Promise You, Anybody Given The Choice Of That Kind Of Money Or Having To Make A Phone Call To Tell Your Dad That Something Like That Has Happened, It’s Not Worth It.

I Really Act For Myself. I Really Love It. I Don't Think There's A Way That You Could Handle These Schedules, All Of The Actual Work That Goes Into It, If You Don't Really, Really Love It.

Why Can't We Just Be Nice? It's Like, We Grow Up, And Then We Get Right Back Into High School.

In Real Life, Bad Things Happen And They're Not Funny, And Then Bad Things Happen And They Can Be Funny. When You're Unhappy You Don't Go An Entire Time Without Laughing. You Don't Go Your Whole Life Without Laughing. It's Just Life.