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I Don't Look Like Halle Berry. But Chances Are, She's Going To End Up Looking Like Me.

When I Was 9 Years Old, Star Trek Came On.

When I Was Doing Ensemble Theater And Comedy Work, I Felt I Had Some Talents. But When I Started Doing My Shows In Berkeley And Found That I Could Be Funny On My Own, I Was Shocked.

There Are Times When I Haven't Been Proud Of America Or Really Proud. But There Have Been Times That I've Been Incredibly Proud Of The Country.

Normal Is In The Eye Of The Beholder.