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Life Isn't Like Coursework, Baby. It's One Damn Essay Crisis After Another.

As A Scot Gordon Brown Will Find It Hard To Convince People In England He Should Be Prime Minister.

But If People Want To Swim In The Thames, If They Want To Take Their Lives Into Their Own Hands, Then They Should Be Able To Do So With All The Freedom And Exhilaration Of Our Woad-painted Ancestors.

Andrea Leadsom, I Think, Has All The Qualities That You Need At The Moment. She's Got A Lot Of Zap, A Lot Of Drive, And All The Experience. Plus I Think She Can Articulate What's Needed At The Moment, Which Is A Bit Of An Antidote To Some Of The Gloom And Negativity And Misunderstanding About What The Brexit Vote Means.

My Speaking Style Was Criticised By No Less An Authority Than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It Was A Low Moment, My Friends, To Have My Rhetorical Skills Denounced By A Monosyllabic Austrian Cyborg.