I Want My Work To Be Judged,

The Great Thing Is That The Funny Side Of Getting Old Is Fuel For My Comedy.

I Like The Fact That People Come Together Who Have Shared Values, But I Don't Believe That A Man Died 2,000 Years Ago And Was Crucified On A Cross To Save Me From My Original Sin.

I Woke With A Start. At First I Assumed I'd Trumped Myself Awake Again.

Me, Myself, Personally, I Like To Keep Myself Private. I Have Never Said I Am A Paragon Of Virtue, A Model Of Morality. I Simply Do What I Do.

London Audiences Are Tricky, Too. They Don't Laugh As Much As The Northern Audiences Because, And I Hate To Say This, They Are A Bit Cleverer Normally, And They Are Picking Up On All The Little Details And Listening More Carefully.