I Want My Work To Be Judged,

I'm An Entertainer. I Don't Go Round Saying I'm A Paragon Of Virtue, So That Is Clearly Not In The Public Interest.

The Truth Is Somewhere In The Middle Of Funny And Serious.

There's Never Any Graffiti In The Hotel. Although In The Gents A Couple Of Weeks Ago I Did See Someone Had Drawn A Lady's Part. Quite Detailed. The Guy Obviously Had Talent.

Most Of All I Don't Want To Be Bored. That's Why I'd Rather Do Something That Has Some Sort Of Ambition, That Risks Failing, Rather Than Make Safer, More Comfortable Choices.

People Regurgitate The Same Old Cliches And It Becomes Like A Photocopy Of A Photocopy Of Something That's Vaguely Interesting.