I Want To Be A Role Model.

Sorry I Don't Eat Buffalo.

It's So Much Baby And So Much Amniotic Fluid, It's Crazy. If We Have A 10 Pounder, Pray For Me!

For Thanksgiving We Have To Make A Tofurkey! It Doesn't Sound Right! It's Gonna Be Jiggly And Weird.

I Feel Like I Have A Bowling Ball Sitting On My Hoo-ha.

Ask Not From Whence I Came For The Gravity Of The Future Pulls Me Ever Forward.