I Want To Be Governor [of Texas]

The System Is Not Perfect. Until It's Perfect, Let's Do Away With The Death Penalty.

I'd Felt That A Man Without A Woman Was Like A Neck Without A Pain.

Every Time You See A Beautiful Woman, Just Remember, Somebody Got Tired Of Her.

If You're Going To Be An Artist, You Need To Be An Original.

I Was So High, I Needed A Stepladder To Scratch My Own Ass.