I Want To Be Governor [of Texas]

Well, I Hate To Be The One To Take The Flyswatter To Tinker Bell, But...

My Goal As A Young Man, To Be Fat, Famous And Financially Fixed By 50.

Man's Ability To Delude Himself Is Infinite.

Jerry Jones And Chris Christie Are Probably The Most Important Latent Homosexual Relationship Since Sherlock Holmes And Dr. Watson.

The Teachers Are Getting Screwed, Blued, And Tattooed By The System.