I Want To Have An Ending Where

When I Go See An R-rated Horror Movie, I Want Lots Of Violence. I Want Nudity. I Want Sex And Violence Mixed Together. What's Wrong With That? Am I The Only One? I Don't Think So.

Horror Movies Are The Best Date Movies. There's No Wondering , 'when Do I Put My Arm Around Her?'

I Never Put Out A Vanilla Edition Of A Dvd.

I Need To Eliminate 'like' From My Vocabulary. I Begin Sentences With, 'that's Seriously Like ' I Hear Myself Talking In This Los Angeles High-school Student Kind Of Way, And I Hate It.

It's Just Assumed That A Horror Sequel Is Going To Be Bad. It's Never Going To Be As Good As The First One.