I Want To Play A Villain -

I Was Born October 5, 1957, On The South Side Of Chicago, In The Woodlawn Area, A Neighborhood That Hasn't Changed Much In Forty-five Years. Our House Was On 66th And Blackstone, But The City Tore It Down When The Rats Took Over.

That's The Whole Key To Anything: Don't Be Afraid To Fail. And Is Not Afraid To Fail.

I Don't Care About How I Look; I'm Dedicated To The Laughs. You Know, I Used To Be A Clown, So - My Name Was Smoothie The Clown. All The Training I Had, All My Training Is Geared Toward Making People Laugh, And I Didn't Care About Being Cool.

Okay, First Rule Of This Carpool. No Breaking Wind In My Car. The Only Gas That Bernie Mac Want To Be Smelling Is Unleaded.

When I Get A Chance To Play Golf Or Go On A Boat With Good People, Take The Boat Out And Put Some Lobsters On The Grill, Get The Ice-cold Beer And The Cigars - That's Heaven Here On Earth.